Elexia Renard Kitt Member replied

558 weeks ago

  • Glance at relic quest
  • Halatali
  • Queue up for both regular and hard
  • Wait a half hour
  • Hard queues
  • Go through it
  • Derp healer
  • Finally finish
  • Quest not completed
  • Rage
  • Queue again for normal
  • 40 minutes
  • Get in
  • Goes smoothly
  • Quest still doesn't finish
  • Rage twice as hard
  • Look a third time
  • Halatali –- Hydra
  • Rage and swear a lot
  • Queue
  • 1 hour wait
  • Finally kill the stupid thing
  • Go to bed

This is why you guys need to be on every day to prevent me from being completely dumb

Archadius Admin replied

558 weeks ago

Awwww :(

You should have said where you were at on the relic quest, we'd have helped!

Buffle Maximus Admin replied

558 weeks ago

Do you mean you aren't getting the quest in the relic book completed? I thin k you have to wear your weapon but other than that no idea why that would be :x


/comfort #Dpsqueuelife


XD

Archadius Admin replied

558 weeks ago

Yeah for Hydra/Chimera you have to be wearing the actual weapon as I recall.

Elexia Renard Kitt Member replied

558 weeks ago

I got it now, need to do hard mode primals

Archadius Admin replied

558 weeks ago

That's easy! Almost any of us could help w/ that I'm sure :)

Ask around if we aren't online though.

Buffle Maximus Admin replied

547 weeks ago

As requested by Kerala:

Dear diary 3.0
Wake up
Try to port, wait patiently for the zoning screen for 10 mins before realizing I have been D/cd
People in log in queue 70495866 and a small dog named Collin
Get to the new zone! yay!
Realize I have to walk everywhere, shake my fist at people cruising the air above me. Sometimes I throw rocks too, (me, jealous? no sir!)
Step out onto the map and realize I am no longer top of the food chain
Die as a jumanjii style stampede crushes me and my pathetic gear, possibly in vengeance of their cousins and ancestors in ARR who I so thoughtlessly 1shotted.
Respawn at my house (relatively safe here)
Get chased by some naked Au ra, run away before realizing its Mr Saint
Check the market board and pet all the new cute (expensive minions). Soon my pretties! soon….
Sleep in my house because the world map scares me

The end

Ten Member replied

547 weeks ago

She is lying, I was wearing a modicum of clothes.
Saintrelmaux Savigny - Susupuro Nanapuro - Nashu'li Ngolo - Alixe Catoire - Nashu Ngolo - Sylvetrel Agache - Ganbat Bayaqud- Hiakura Sadatsune

Kerala Member replied

547 weeks ago

Love It! I feel the same about walking and a million quests!

Archadius Admin replied

547 weeks ago

Dear Diary 3.0

- Wake up
- Gather 32,165 gil from my retainers for selling trash
- Hit the Gold Saucer and win a total of 216 MGP from the Mini Cactpot after spending 600
- Cry
- Both drool and fume over someone who already has 60 DRK in full i180 gear with i190 weapon
- Kill a dragon
- Do a main story quest
- Realize that 87 side quests have popped up in its place
- Cry
- Finish Aether Currents in a zone, fly for 5 mins, then realize I have to move to another zone where I can't fly, probably never to return to the first zone
- Cry
- Get killed by a dragon
- Admire the scenery
- Ponder the prospect of "gobbets of bear fat"
- Gain 900xp from killing 3 mobs on DRK
- Cry
- Sleep

The end
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